"Possibly I have not mentioned that Wittgenstein had a pet seagull which came to his window each morning to be fed.
Or even that he ever lived in Ireland.
Or rather what occurs to me is that I may have said it was somebody else who had the pet seagull. And in another place altogether.
On my honor, it was Wittgenstein who had it. At Galway Bay.
Wittgenstein also played an instrument, incidentally.
And sometimes did some sculpture.
I enjoy knowing both of those things about Wittgenstein.
In fact I also enjoy knowing that he once worked as a gardener, in a monastery.
And inherited a good deal of money, but gave it all away.
In fact I believe I would have liked Wittgenstein.
Especially since what he did with the money, once he did decide to give it away, was to arrange to have it be used to help other writers who did not have any.
Such as Rainer Maria Rilke.
Actually, the next time I am in a town where there is a bookstore to let myself into, perhaps I will try to find something to read by Wittgenstein after all."
David Markson (1927-2010). Wittgenstein's Mistress (1988). London: Dalkey Archive Press, 2015, p. 174-175